10 March 2020

How To Catch The Coronavirus

Eat a poor diet:  Make sure your body lacks the vitamins, minerals, enzymes, and micronutrients needed for optimal health.

Avoid adequate rest:  Stay up late and rely on sugar, tobacco, coffee, and energy drinks as neeed.

Become dehydrated:  Reduce the effectiveness of your natural defense mechanisms by shunning adequate water.

Stop exercising:  Reduce the efficiency of your lymphatic system, which depends on movement to circulate this vital germ-fighting fluid.

Rarely wash your hands:  Use dirty hands and fingers to rub your eyes, pick your nose, or wipe your lips.

Think negative thoughts:  Worry that you'll be a victim.  Closely monitor news
reports about outbreaks, fearing a pandemic.

Skip your chiropractic adjustments:  Handicap your nervous system, the master system that controls your entire body.  Wait until symptoms are present before doing anything.

The only way to catch anything is to make yourself a hospitable host.

by Willaim D. Esteb

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